Blue Lion Every-Other-Day Diet
fun! free! works! 
. At last! a solution for Pear-shaped People .
Beat the Creep
of infernal unwanted pounds.

All you need to know is in The Letter.
But for company, courage, joy, & tips along your journey, check out the rest.

Blue Lion Diet
THE LETTER to You

Dear Pear-Shaped People,

In the Spring of 2011, I stepped on a scale and saw a number #^% and I thought, "THIS Has Gotta Be IT." As you know, in spite of what They -- the One-Lettuce-Leaf Every-3-Days Square-People -- think in their horrid superior way, We PearPeople do not gorge ourselves -- weight creeps up on us, oh my. Yes, yes, groan, yes, it does get crescendoingly worse after 40. Let's not speak about the unspeakable after-50-yet-worse.

Hey folk, good news, our Blue Lion EveryOtherDay Diet is gonna Beat the Creep! Gonna (drumroll) Reverse the Creep!

In spite of a 9.5 on the Richter Scale of Life-Stress in the last 2 years, I have utterly stayed on the Blue Lion EveryOtherDay Diet & not only Beaten The Creep, but lost 30 lbs. Divinely, I now have to hike up my too-loose underdrawers. Is totally cool, I'll tell you, totally cool. I do not, ahem, need the seatbelt-extension on my old Toyota any more.

Most of all, I have never felt the resentment, the loathing, the deep sometimes desperate deprivation that I always felt blatantly or which lurked with other Diets. I can do anything for one day. The overview is that with Blue Lion eodD, you probably cut out a third of your calories in a year. It whittles you away and you get a Complete Reversal of the Dreaded Creep.
The Letter to you page 2

FAQ #1

FAQ #1, Tips & Tidbits for
Blue Lion EveryOtherDay Diet 

Q. Do you hate Them, the Square & BeanPole People?
A. Of course. Well, nah, not always. Some of my best friends are Square &/or BeanPole People ..
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Q.What is the hardest part of BlueLion EveryOtherDay Diet?
A. It can be a nuisance keeping track of Which Week you're in. Are you in a Mon/Wed/Fri/Sun week or a Tues/Thurs/Sat/Mon week? Other than that mild Brain Twister, BlueLion is completely, even melodically simple.

Q.Why don't we do a Famous or Expensive Diet where you'll lose Lots & Lots & Lots of Weight FAST & look a lot more anorexic?
A. Very funny. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Sit on a bench in Any Town & watch people walk by. You'll see All Our Dear PearPeople pass by with slowly tightening underdrawers. Oh the horrors of Daggone Bulge. Gee whizzz, IF I were a Square or a BeanPole, Holy Catfish, I would do One O' Them Diets designed by Square People and look bloody ripped. But -- I want something us PearPeople can & will do. Which will actually change our lives and underdrawers size. And which is endurable, doesn't make us hate ourselves and, especially, Others. Also living with someone on a Famous Expensive Diet is like living with someone quitting smoking: horrid. Inflict this not on those near+dear.

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FAQ #2

 FAQ #2, More Tips & Tidbits for
Blue Lion EveryOtherDay Diet 

Q. Do you take supplements?
A. There is one supplement I do insist that everyone take ~~> huge doses of Calm. It's free. No supplement or drug will do you half as much good as Calm. My friend who's stuck in an Amygdala Dungeon is pumping noxious oozing from fear into his dear body. We just made a CAP PACT. We will put all efforts towards making CAP/Calm and Pleasant our default.  CAP bathes all your cells with benevolent magic healing oozings. When you grok that Tranquility is the medicine -- not metaphorically, but actually, you will begin your training in the arts of attention. If folks could have a portable IV drip for Calm, marvelous health would prevail. So you should arrange & train in that for yourself ..

Q.Why is it so important that the Tentacled People land soon?
A. When the Tentacled People come from the planet Tentak with tentacles writhing out of their 'ears,' noses,'  all over really hither & yon, our shock will make us One Beloved Planet overnight and stop all this insane and deadly family feuding amongst us. We will finally grok that we are One Global Family -- compared, now, to the Tentacled People from Tentak. We'll take better care of each other then. Calm+Gratitude will increase.
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